Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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