Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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