So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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