i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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