You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
