yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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