is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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