doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her she can't have a vagina
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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