Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Shame - the story of my life.
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