Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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