Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Life is so much better after having sex.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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