Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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