is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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