she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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