Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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