And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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