He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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