I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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