dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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