ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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