I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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