i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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