Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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