i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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