This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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