idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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