I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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