I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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