How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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