Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
