the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Boobs are out for the taking
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
They are going to name an STD after you.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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