they need to just BURY HIM!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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