That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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