Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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