it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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