i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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