in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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