This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
