is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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