Someone shit on the floor
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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