Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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