"it" just moved
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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