Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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