Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
