Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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