i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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