that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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