i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the day after is always just damage control
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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