How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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