I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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