at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
