I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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