He asked to "fluff my boner.."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Randomize
